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The recycled paper has a nice, textured feel that makes it feel more thoughtful than a standard glossy card. My sister got such a kick out of the wording—perfect for a new parent who still has their sense of humor.

This card is way funnier in person, and the ecru paper feels super thick and premium for the price. The 5.5 x 4.25 size is perfect for a guilt-trip note to my sister, and the blank inside meant I could add my own sarcastic touch.

Finally, a card that gets the humor of parenthood right. The uncoated paper stock feels lovely and high-quality in hand. I handed it to my wife and she burst out laughing immediately.