Carte minutes

I laughed out loud at the joke when I pulled it from the brown bag envelope, and the ecru cotton paper feels so nice you almost don't want to cover it with a pen. Gave it to my sister who's drowning in screen-time negotiations, and she immediately told me she's framing it.

The card itself is sturdy and the cotton paper has a lovely, textured feel that makes the joke feel even more thoughtful. I filled the blank inside with a specific promise about screen time, and the brown bag envelope completes the whole retro stationery vibe perfectly.

The brown bag envelope and letterpress printing give it a handmade feel that makes the joke land even better. I slipped one into my kid’s lunchbox and it got a genuine laugh before the usual "how many more minutes" negotiation started. Blank inside means I can scribble my own countdown, which is per