people/grammar card

Name: people/grammar card
Brand: Sapling Press
SKU: #259
Price: 4.5 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (5 reviews)

$4.5 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Dear People of the World, I don’t mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Grammar”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

David A. ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The ecru cotton paper has a lovely vintage feel, and the blank inside gives me space to write my own cheeky note. The envelope is a nice earthy brown too.

Emma ★★★★★ Oct 19, 2026

The cotton paper feels thick and lovely, and the envelope’s a nice earthy brown—way classier than the joke deserves. I’ve already sent it to three friends with a scribbled note inside, and each one laughed out loud. It’s the perfect tiny weapon for any grammar stickler.

Jacob ★★★★★ Oct 17, 2026

This card is honestly so funny—I chuckled the moment I read the front. The ecru cotton paper has a nice, sturdy weight to it, and the brown envelope makes it feel thoughtfully put together.