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No Regrets Card

"No regrets! Xtra cake! Another round! Happy birthday!" DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Messa...

300 dogs card

“Friendship Goals: You, me, and the 300 dogs I follow on Instagram.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 •...

drinking game card

“The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.” DETAILS // • Size: 5....

perimenipause/googling card

“We go together like perimenopause and googling symptoms.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Me...

people/grammar card

“Dear People of the World, I don’t mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want. Sincer...

red hats/estrangement card

“We go together like red hats and family estrangement.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Messa...

First Colonoscopies Anniversary Card

“From first dates to first colonoscopies. I love you. Happy anniversary.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4...

youth card

“Tell me youth is wasted on the young without telling me youth is wasted on the young. Happy Birthda...

screaming room card

“Prediction: This year’s hottest home renovation will be the addition of a screaming room.” DETAILS ...

murder show/girl dinners card

“We go together like murder shows and girl dinners.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message:...

father of the year card

“Father of the goddamn year.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru co...

cancer card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of taking everything personally, ghosting the group chat, an...