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aarp card

“You down with AARP? Yeah, you know me! Happy birthday” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Messa...

organic vegetables card

“I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables but when I get home I discover they’re just re...

cat text card

“I wish I could text my cat.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru co...

fa la la liquour napkins

“Fa la la la la, la la la liquor.” DETAILS // • Size: 5 x 5 • Quantity: box of 20 • Material: red 3-...

patient card

“Love is patient, love is kind of a lot of work. Congrats!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside M...

Online shopping card

“In your defense, online shopping shouldn't be that easy. It's your birthday. Treat yourself!” DETAI...

Not Split Card

"All together - not split. Happy anniversary!" DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank...

Parade Coin Pouch

“parade money” DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: white vinyl • Feature: silver ball chain • ...

alcoholidays napkins

“Happy Alcoholidays.” DETAILS // • Size: 5 x 5 • Quantity: box of 20 • Material: red 3-ply tissue • ...

white christmas card

“I’m dreaming of a white supremacy free Christmas.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: ...

Good Feeling card

NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “I have a good feeling about this. Congrats, you two!” DETAILS ...

Fix This card

“I know I can’t fix this. But I can say ’what the fuck’ in a variety of supportive tones.” DETAILS /...