Sapling Press

5 years card

5 years card - Main image
$4.08 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Dear Diary, I thought I was just really tired but it’s been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Harper ★★★★★

The cotton paper feels so nice to write on, and the size is perfect for a quick note to a friend. I sent this to my bestie and we both laughed way too hard at the joke, the blank inside gives you room to add your own bit.

George G. ★★★★★

The brown bag envelope gives it this raw, unpretentious feel that matches the exhausted humor perfectly. I bought it for a friend who's been in a zombie-like job for years and she burst out laughing.

Edward ★★★★★

The cotton paper is a nice weight and has a lovely texture, and the "5 years" joke hit me right in the feels. I'm sending this to a friend who will absolutely get the tired mom humor.

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