anxiety card

$3.84 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: green
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.2 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Avery F. ★★★★★ Oct 22, 2026

I bought this as a joke for a friend who always talks about her holiday stress, and the ecru cotton paper adds a really nice, tactile quality you don't expect from a gag card. The green envelope is a nice touch too.

Christopher B. ★★★★★ Oct 21, 2026

The letterpress printing is so crisp and deep, it feels like a tiny piece of art. The blank inside is perfect—I can write my own sarcastic note, and that green envelope pairs beautifully with the ecru cotton paper.

James Z. ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The green envelope and ecru cotton card feel like a tiny, classy moment of relief before the holiday chaos. I laughed out loud at the line, and the blank inside lets me add my own panic note. It’s the perfect little gag for a friend who gets it.