Sapling Press

being an adult card

being an adult card - Main image
$4.5 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

Before you pay

Check the method and total at checkout.

When it ships

Allow for processing time as well as the journey to you.

Standard Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

Express Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

View policy
If you need a refund

Keep your order number and contact the store to start.

Please contact us for the refund processing timeframe before returning an item.

View policy
Delivery costs

Review the cost for your destination and chosen service.

Standard Shipping · United States: $0.00

Express Shipping · United States: $3.99

View policy
Returning an item

Check the return conditions before sending anything back.

United States · Return window (days after delivery): 30. Return method: By mail. Return postage: Seller pays.

View policy

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Emily E. ★★★★★

The back pain joke gets me every time, and the letterpress ink is so crisp and deep black against the ecru cotton paper it feels like a tiny work of art. I sent it blank inside so the punchline could stand alone, and my friend laughed for a solid minute.

Alexander N. ★★★★★

The ecru cotton paper has such a nice, tactile feel, and the letterpress printing is perfectly crisp. Gave this to a friend who literally groaned reading it, and the brown bag envelope adds a great, no-fuss look. It's exactly the right mix of funny and high-quality.

Ellie T. ★★★★★

Woke up this morning with a mysterious twinge in my lower back, so naturally I had to send this card to a friend who'll get the joke. The letterpress ink on the ecru cotton paper is crisp and satisfyingly tactile. Blank inside leaves room for my own sarcastic note.

Related Products