christmas definition card

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Category: Card

“Christmas (noun) The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of a sock.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: red
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Henry ★★★★★ Oct 22, 2026

This card made me snort-laugh when I pulled it out of the envelope, and the blank inside is perfect for my own sappy note. The 5.5 x 4.25 size feels just right in hand, not too flimsy, and the white cotton texture gives it a classy finish that contrasts the joke.

Ella A. ★★★★★ Oct 21, 2026

The cotton paper has a nice, substantial feel that makes the silly joke feel even more special. I’m giving it as a gag gift to my cousin who loves the dead tree and sock line.

Sebastian J. ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

This card cracks me up every time I read it—that dead tree line is spot on. The thick cotton paper and the blank inside make it perfect for adding my own sarcastic note. My sister laughed so hard she hung it on her fridge.