Sapling Press

consequence card

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$4.38 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Fitness Goals: Stay alive long enough to see a single member of the Trump family face a consequence.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Miles Y. ★★★★★

The cotton paper has a nice, thick feel, and the envelope matches perfectly. This card's message is sharp and timely, perfect for my fitness-obsessed friend with a dark sense of humor. It’s a bold choice that made them laugh out loud.

Zoe Q. ★★★★★

I bought this as a gag gift for my politically cynical friend, and the cardstock has a nice textured feel that makes it seem fancier than the joke implies. The blank inside gave us space to write our own punchline, which made it even better.

Chloe ★★★★★

The ecru cotton paper is surprisingly elegant for such a darkly funny card, and I love that the envelope is simple brown bag style. It's perfect for anyone who needs a specific kind of catharsis about the current political circus.

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