Sapling Press

crippling debt card

crippling debt card - Main image
$2.6 $4 In stock

Category: Card

“Tell me you've just gone into crippling debt without telling me you've just gone into crippling debt. Happy graduation.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Harper I. ★★★★★

The paper has a nice, thick feel to it—way better than the flimsy cards you usually get. Gave it to my friend after her graduation and she cracked up reading the front. Fits perfectly in a standard envelope too.

Ellie O. ★★★★★

Opened the envelope and the card made me laugh out loud — perfect for my broke grad. The blank inside gave me room to write a genuine note, and the ecru cotton paper feels way nicer than a standard greeting card.

Eli X. ★★★★★

The ecru cotton paper has a nice, hefty feel that makes the dark humor even better. I sent this to my cousin for graduation and the blank inside let me add a personal note. The card is exactly the right size for a standard envelope.