Sapling Press

floor card

floor card - Main image
$3.9 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“You’re aging gracefully. Except when you try to sit on the floor. Happy Birthday!”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Olivia O. ★★★★★

The letterpress printing is so crisp and deep, it gives the card a real handmade feel. I love that the inside is blank so I can write my own message, and the brown bag envelope makes it feel extra special. Got a good laugh from my dad when he opened it.

Alexander ★★★★★

The cotton paper has a lovely textured feel, and the letterpress printing gives the funny floor line just the right amount of subtle depth. Perfect card for my friend who's always complaining about getting older but still tries to sit cross-legged at parties.

Michael ★★★★★

The envelope is that nice brown kraft style, which makes the whole thing feel way more personal than a standard card. I got a genuine laugh out of the joke, and the blank inside let me add my own note without fighting for space.

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