fuck this card

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$4.08 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: red
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Harper H. ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The ecru cotton paper feels substantial and the letterpress printing gives it a classy, tactile quality that makes the snarky message even funnier.

Alexander Z. ★★★★★ Oct 18, 2026

The ecru cotton paper feels so nice and substantial for a joke card, and the red envelope gives it a surprisingly classy look. My coworker got a huge laugh out of the "fuck this" twist on a classic phrase.

Aurora J. ★★★★★ Oct 17, 2026

I picked this up as a hilarious holiday card and the ecru cotton paper has a lovely, soft texture that really sets off the bold black letterpress print. The red envelope adds a nice pop of color too.