Sapling Press

give fucks card

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$4.08 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“I don’t often give fucks, but when I do, it’s on your birthday.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

William M. ★★★★★

The blank inside is perfect for scrawling a messy, heartfelt note, and the brown bag envelope makes it feel extra casual. My friend laughed out loud when she opened it, which is exactly what I was going for.

Edward ★★★★★

The blank inside is perfect for a personal note, and the letterpress ink gives it such a crisp, elegant feel. This card's got the right amount of cheeky for a birthday laugh.

Kevin ★★★★★

The cotton paper has such a nice, thick feel to it, and the black letterpress ink gives it a classy look that makes the joke land even harder. I gave it to my brother with a blank inside, so I could write my own groan-worthy note. It’s the perfect mix of snarky and thoughtful.

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