Sapling Press

I can't tell card

I can't tell card - Main image
$4.5 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Personally, I can't tell you've had any work done. Happy Birthday.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Christopher ★★★★★

The letterpress ink on the thick cotton paper gives it such a nice, tactile feel. This card’s humor is perfect for the friend who always asks nosy questions.

Robert N. ★★★★★

The brown bag envelope pairs perfectly with the black letterpress ink for a clean, understated look. Blank inside means I can write my own message, which makes it feel more personal.

Hazel ★★★★★

The cotton paper has a lovely, tactile weight that makes the joke feel even more deadpan, and the letterpress ink is crisp enough to notice the texture. I'm using it for a friend's birthday, and the blank inside gives me room to add my own punchline. It's the perfect mix of cheeky and classy.

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