Sapling Press

just a number card

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$3.66 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Age is just a number that makes you feel bad about yourself because fuck you’re old.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Hazel C. ★★★★★

The ecru cotton paper has such a nice tactile feel, and the brown bag envelope is a perfect match. This card nails that brutally honest sentiment about age, but the letterpress gives it an unexpectedly classy touch. It’s just the right size for a short, sharp note inside.

Elizabeth ★★★★★

The letterpress printing gives it that deep, satisfying impression you can feel with your fingertips — and the brown bag envelope makes it feel like a secret note. My cynical friend is going to lose it when she opens this, blank inside so I can add my own jab. Just the right amount of snark for a mi

Olivia ★★★★★

The letterpress texture on the ecru cotton paper feels beautifully tactile, and the blunt joke hit exactly the right nerve for my friend’s birthday. Blank inside meant I could add my own squirm-inducing note. She’s already hanging it on the fridge.