Sapling Press

kidney stone card

kidney stone card - Main image
$4.44 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“This too shall pass. Like a kidney stone, but still.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Lucy ★★★★★

The cotton paper feels so substantial in hand, and the brown bag envelope adds a nice casual touch. I bought it for a friend who’s been dealing with a rough patch, and the blank inside let me write exactly what I needed. It’s a small thing, but the humor landed perfectly.

Matthew ★★★★★

The letterpress ink is crisp and deeply impressed, making the joke land perfectly. I’m giving these to all my friends recovering from surgeries—it’s the right mix of dark humor and genuine sympathy.

Steven ★★★★★

The cotton paper has a lovely, substantial feel and the letterpress printing is crisp and deep. It captures the dark humor perfectly.

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