Sapling Press

life choices card

life choices card - Main image
$2.84 $4 In stock

Category: Card

“Tell me you're second guessing your life choices without telling me you're second guessing your life choices. Congrats on the new baby.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Eli ★★★★★

The recycled paper has a nice, textured feel that makes it feel more thoughtful than a standard glossy card. My sister got such a kick out of the wording—perfect for a new parent who still has their sense of humor.

Miles F. ★★★★★

This card is way funnier in person, and the ecru paper feels super thick and premium for the price. The 5.5 x 4.25 size is perfect for a guilt-trip note to my sister, and the blank inside meant I could add my own sarcastic touch.

Harper ★★★★★

Finally, a card that gets the humor of parenthood right. The uncoated paper stock feels lovely and high-quality in hand. I handed it to my wife and she burst out laughing immediately.