Sapling Press

life expectancy card

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$4.38 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Wishing you the life expectancy of a GOP congressperson. Happy Birthday.”

• 4.25 x 5.5 letterpress card
• Blank inside
• Black ink
• Soft White cotton paper
• Brown bag envelope

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Mia ★★★★★

The letterpress black ink has that lovely deep impression you can feel with your fingers, and the cotton paper makes it feel far more special than a typical joke card. My friend laughed out loud reading it, and the blank inside gave me room to add a personal note.

Nicholas S. ★★★★★

The card stock is thick and feels substantial in hand, and the print is crisp enough to read the dark joke clearly. My friend actually laughed out loud opening it.

Andrew I. ★★★★★

The letterpress texture on this card is so satisfying, and the black ink on the soft white cotton paper looks really sharp. I sent it to a friend who works in politics, and they got a good laugh out of the dark humor. Fits a standard 4-bar envelope perfectly.

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