mary/joseph holiday card

$3.9 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Dear Mary, Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand. Sincerely, Joseph”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: green
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

George B. ★★★★★ Oct 22, 2026

The ecru cotton paper gives it a surprisingly classy feel for something this petty, and the green envelope seals the whole passive-aggressive aesthetic. I actually laughed out loud when I handed it to my wife, and the blank inside let me add my own twist. Worth every penny for the awkward silence th

Miles ★★★★★ Oct 21, 2026

The card itself is hilarious but honestly the ecru cotton paper is what sold me, it feels way more premium than a standard greeting card. I gave one to my friend and the blank inside gave us all room to add our own dramatic PS. The green envelope was a nice touch too.

Christopher G. ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The ecru cotton paper and green envelope make this "Joseph" card feel unexpectedly classy for such a brutally honest message. I sent it to a friend who needed a laugh, and the blank inside let me add my own joke. Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor.