Sapling Press

melatonin card

melatonin card - Main image
$3.72 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Valentine's Day Idea: We both take two melatonin and get eight hours of sleep.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: red
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

David O. ★★★★★

The letterpress ink on the ecru card gives it such a crisp, elegant feel, and the red envelope makes it perfect for Valentine’s Day. My partner and I got a good laugh out of the melatonin joke—it’s a fun, relatable twist on a typical romantic card. We’re already planning to use it as a sweet, silly

John P. ★★★★★

The red envelope and letterpress ink give it such a vintage, crafted feel—unexpectedly classy for a joke gift. My wife laughed out loud when she read it, and now it’s propped on our nightstand. The blank inside even gave me room to scribble a cheesy note.

Henry R. ★★★★★

The ecru cotton paper has a lovely texture, and the letterpress printing makes the sleep-themed joke feel extra charming. My partner and I got a good laugh out of it, and the blank inside was perfect for adding our own note. A fun, high-quality card for Valentine's Day.

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