Sapling Press

noah/unicorns card

noah/unicorns card - Main image
$3.66 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, The Unicorns”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Avery ★★★★★

The ecru cotton paper has a lovely handmade feel, and the brown bag envelope gives it a quirky vintage touch that fits the joke perfectly. I sent it to my sister who’s obsessed with mythical creatures, and she laughed out loud before framing it. Blank inside meant I could scribble a personal note, w

Avery Z. ★★★★★

Bought this as a funny thank-you note and the brown bag envelope adds such a nice rustic touch. The unicorns’ excuse for missing the ark still cracks me up every time I read it.

Carter O. ★★★★★

The ecru cotton paper gives this card a lovely, vintage feel that matches the joke perfectly. My friend and I both got a good laugh out of the unicorns missing the ark.