Sapling Press

quite rude card

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$4.26 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“People continue to be younger than me and I continue to find it quite rude. Happy Birthday.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Benjamin D. ★★★★★

The cotton paper feels really nice and the brown bag envelope adds a great touch. My friend laughed out loud when she read the front—perfect for anyone grumpy about getting older.

Ava ★★★★★

The card’s crisp white cotton paper gave the joke an unexpectedly classy feel, and the “quite rude” line got a genuine laugh from my friend. The brown envelope added just the right touch.

Emma ★★★★★

The cotton paper feels really nice in hand, and the blank inside lets me write my own message. Perfect for my friend who just turned 30 — she'll appreciate the sarcasm.

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