shopping days card

$4.08 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Only a few more shopping days left until your loved ones find out how little you understand them.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 4.25 x 5.5
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: red
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Hazel C. ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The blank inside is perfect because the front already says exactly what needs to be said—my brother-in-law is going to crack up when he opens this. The ecru cotton paper feels sturdy and high-quality, not flimsy like most greeting cards.

Henry ★★★★★ Oct 17, 2026

The sarcastic humor on this card cracked me up, and the blank inside gives me room to add my own clumsy apology. It's printed on nice ecru cotton paper, which makes the joke feel more sincere.

Joshua B. ★★★★☆ Oct 19, 2026

The ecru cotton paper has a nice, textured feel that makes it seem fancier than your average card. It’s a funny gag for a coworker, though the 4.25 x 5.5 size feels a bit small if you plan to write a long message inside.