Sapling Press

sonofabitch card

sonofabitch card - Main image
$2.72 $4 In stock

Category: Card

“Like Father, like SONOFABITCH—you’re a great Dad. Happy Father’s Day!”

DETAILS //
• Size: 4.25 x 5.5
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Riley G. ★★★★★

The brown bag envelope gives the whole thing a fun, unexpected vibe, and the heavy white cotton paper feels beautifully substantial in hand. Punched up the card’s joke perfectly.

Violet V. ★★★★★

The letterpress printing on the heavy cotton stock is so crisp it feels like a keepsake, not just a card. My dad laughed out loud at the line, and the brown bag envelope added a nice rustic touch that matched the humor. He’s already got it propped up on his desk.

Adam R. ★★★★★

The letterpress printing is crisp and clean, giving this card a nice tactile quality. My dad got a kick out of the deadpan humor, and the brown bag envelope completes the understated look.

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