Sapling Press

stop singing card

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$3.78 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“We really have to stop singing happy birthday to people. We sound like shit. Happy Birthday.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 4.25 x 5.5
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

William T. ★★★★★

Finally, a card that perfectly sums up how we all feel during the birthday song. The thick cotton paper and brown bag envelope make it feel classy, even with the brutally honest message. My friend laughed so hard she nearly dropped it.

Adam ★★★★★

My brother has a truly awful singing voice, so this card was the perfect, brutally honest joke for his birthday. The thick cotton paper and simple brown bag envelope give it a surprisingly classy feel despite the hilarious insult inside.

Olivia Z. ★★★★★

The inside being blank is perfect because the joke on the front says everything, and I just scrawled a quick note in the corner. The brown bag envelope gives it a casual, no-fuss vibe that fits the message’s deadpan humor.

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