Sapling Press

toddler card

toddler card - Main image
$3.72 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

John ★★★★★

The ecru cotton paper has such a lovely texture, and the brown bag envelope gives it a thoughtful, handmade feel that makes the joke land even harder. Blank inside means I actually wrote a decent note, which felt like a nice twist. This card is going straight to my favorite aunt.

Joseph L. ★★★★★

The letterpress is crisp and deep on this thick ecru card, and the blank inside leaves plenty of room for my own note. Even the brown bag envelope feels perfect for this kind of dark humor.

Grace V. ★★★★★

The ecru cotton paper feels wonderfully thick and textured, and that letterpress black ink sits beautifully deep on the card. Blank inside means I can scrawl my own one-liner, and the brown bag envelope adds a nice, no-frills touch. Honestly, the reaction from my sister was worth every penny.

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