Sapling Press

trump bitch card

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$3.72 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Trump is a lying ass bitch. Happy birthday!”


DETAILS //
• Size: 4.25 x 5.5
• Inside Message: Blank
• Printing: Letterpress
• Paper: White cotton
• Envelope: Brown bag
• Ink: Black

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Edward ★★★★★

The cotton paper feels substantial and the black ink is crisp, so the message lands with just the right amount of bite. It's the perfect snarky birthday card for a friend who needs a laugh.

Henry S. ★★★★★

This card says exactly what I was thinking, and the letterpress printing makes it look almost formal despite the insult. The blank inside let me add my own birthday message.

Owen S. ★★★★★

The letterpress printing makes the message really pop against the thick white cotton paper. I got this for a friend’s birthday and the blank inside let me write a personal note. The brown bag envelope gives it a cool, handmade feel.

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