Sapling Press

trump dickhead card

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$3.84 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Trump is a dickhead. Get well soon!”


DETAILS //
• Size: 4.25 x 5.5
• Inside Message: Blank
• Printing: Letterpress
• Paper: White cotton
• Envelope: Brown bag
• Ink: Black

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Miles E. ★★★★★

I ordered this as a gag for a friend who needs cheering up, and the letterpress ink is perfectly crisp. The brown bag envelope gives it a nice understated look, almost too classy for the message inside.

Olivia ★★★★★

The cotton paper has that lovely thick feel you don't get with cheap cards, and the brown bag envelope adds a nice rustic touch. Sent it to my buddy recovering from surgery and the blank inside let me write a proper personal note. He cracked up at the message, so mission accomplished.

Emma ★★★★★

The cotton paper feels substantial in hand and the brown bag envelope gives it a nice, earthy finish. Sent it to a friend who needed a laugh, and the letterpress black ink on white is just so clean. Exactly the blunt, cheerful insult I wanted to mail.