trump dumbass card

Name: trump dumbass card
Brand: Sapling Press
SKU: #1093
Price: 3.72 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (5 reviews)

$3.72 $6 In stock

Category: Card

“Trump is a dumbass. Happy holidays!”

DETAILS //
• Size: 4.25 x 5.5
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: gold
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Riley U. ★★★★★ Oct 22, 2026

The gold envelope is a nice touch that makes this card feel more special than your average gag gift. The letterpress gives the text a clean, indented look that elevates the whole thing beyond just a cheap joke.

Robert C. ★★★★★ Oct 21, 2026

The heavy white cotton paper stock and letterpress printing give this card a really satisfying texture and finish. Sending this to a few friends who will definitely appreciate the blunt holiday message.

Sofia ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The gold envelope is a surprisingly elegant touch for a card with such a blunt message, and the thick cotton paper feels substantial in hand. My friend laughed out loud reading it—exactly the reaction I was hoping for.