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pyramid schemes/boss babe card

“We go together like pyramid schemes and "boss babes."” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Messa...

So Much card

NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “So much for dying young. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4...

ok card

“Canceling plans is ok. Staying home to cook is ok. Disappearing for a bit to get your life together...

outrage card

“The best part of getting older is the over abundance of things to be outraged by.” DETAILS // • Siz...

trump idiot card

“Trump is a fucking idiot. Thank you!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: Bla...

ho ho home card

“There is no place like ho ho home. Merry Christmas!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message...

come back card

“Absence makes the heart grow fuck that. I miss you. Come back.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Ins...

Rage card

“Sending hugs and rage. But mostly rage.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Pa...

believe in you card

“Good things come to those what are you waiting for?!? I believe in you.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x ...

no idea card

“I have no idea how old you are. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: bl...

crushing it card

“I would say that I’m absolutely crushing it at life minus not having very much money and consistent...

accomplishment card

“My, what a big accomplishment you have there.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blan...