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parenting card

“The best part of parenting is not knowing what you’re doing while still being right about everythin...

new friends card

“Dear Diary, Today my friends asked me to go camping so I made a list of things things I will need: ...

mary/joseph card

“Dear Mary, Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand. Sincerely, Jos...

committees card

“You don’t need committees to solve things. Just find two women who are in a real mood about some sh...

anniversary card

“I think it’s today.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: “Happy Anniversary.” • Paper: ...

Menu card

“You're not old. You just need a minute with the menu. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5....

great job (father) card

“You did a great job not raising assholes. Happy Father’s Day.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Insi...

dairy card

“You’re only as old as you feel. After eating dairy. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 ...

dog text card

“I wish I could text my dog.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru co...

marriage definition card

“Marriage (noun) betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever.” DETAILS // • Size: ...

5 years card

“Dear Diary, I thought I was just really tired but it’s been 5 years so I guess this is how I look n...

Here for You card

“I’m here for you. Emotionally and possibly criminally.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Mess...