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birthday suit card

“I love the wrinkles in your birthday suit. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside ...

fuck this card

“It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank...

skeptical card

“Sorry I was skeptical about your cough. Get well soon.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Mess...

personal style card

“My personal style is best described as ‘didn’t expect to get out of the car.’” DETAILS // • Size: 5...

better person card

“I can’t think of a better person to be older than me. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5....

twenty minutes card

“During the holidays, there’s honestly nothing better than being with family for 15, maybe 20 minute...

Change Coin Pouch

“Keep the change” DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: yellow vinyl • Feature: silver ball chai...

candles card

“So many candles, so little cake. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: b...

religion/science card

“Dear Religion, Pics or it didn’t happen. Sincerely, Science” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside...

Dead Plant Coin Pouch

“future dead plant money" DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: green vinyl • Feature: silver ba...

challa napkins

“Happy Challa Days!” DETAILS // • Size: 5 x 5 • Quantity: box of 20 • Material: navy 3-ply tissue • ...

naps card

“The best age is when you like naps and are able to take naps.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Insi...