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Menu card

“You're not old. You just need a minute with the menu. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5....

great job (father) card

“You did a great job not raising assholes. Happy Father’s Day.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Insi...

Hangovers napkins

“Happy Birthday! Hangovers now last three days.” DETAILS // • Size: 5 x 5 • Quantity: box of 20 • Ma...

dairy card

“You’re only as old as you feel. After eating dairy. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 ...

Queen Coin Pouch

“cash is queen” DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: transparent purple vinyl • Feature: silver ball...

dog text card

“I wish I could text my dog.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru co...

marriage definition card

“Marriage (noun) betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever.” DETAILS // • Size: ...

5 years card

“Dear Diary, I thought I was just really tired but it’s been 5 years so I guess this is how I look n...

Here for You card

“I’m here for you. Emotionally and possibly criminally.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Mess...

city limits / misses

“Someone in [City or State] misses you.” This card can be customized for any city or state! Ple...

balancing act card

“Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren’t invited to something and wonderi...

caps/facts card

“We go together like all caps and zero facts.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank...