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Good scissors card

“You're not old. You just respect the good scissors. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 ...

surviving card

“Surviving right now is a full-time job. Benefits: none. Pay: also none” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4....

Thoughts and Prayers card

“I'm slowly coming to terms with liking Taylor Swift. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers during...

holiday election card

“I bought this card before the election. Merry Christmas! Bah Humbug.” •  4.25 x 5.5 lette...

you’re fine card

“‘You’re fine.’ - Me, parenting” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: whit...

Therapy card

“We should all get free therapy until this term is over.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • ...

cults/yoga card

“We go together like cults and yoga that got weird fast.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Mes...

instagram comments card

“Mom, I love you but your comments on my Instagram posts are ruining my brand.” DETAILS // • Size: 5...

ten minutes card

“Ten minutes late is my brand.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru ...

Curse card

“When Fox News finally goes down, the curse will be lifted and we’ll all get our parents back.” DETA...

anxiety card

“It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.” DETAILS // • Si...

Gmail card

“Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account...