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character building card

“Oh, good! more character building. Great, just great.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Messa...

5 o’clock card

“‘It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.’ – Me, going to bed” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: bla...

consequence card

“Fitness Goals: Stay alive long enough to see a single member of the Trump family face a consequence...

link card

“You’re older and wiser. And yet, you keep clicking the link. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 5....

libra card

“Libra - diplomatic, charming, indulgent, totally bipolar” •  Sept 23 – Oct 22 •  4.25 x 5...

birthday nap card

“It’s your birthday. Nap like no one’s watching.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: bl...

mother of the year card

“Mother of the goddamn year.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru co...

Like Anything card

“You're not old. You just don't like anything anymore. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5....

Beautiful Bitch card

NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “Happy Birthday, you beautiful bitch! I love ya.” DETAILS // • ...

pockets card

“Women aren‘t asking for much. Just for equal pay, for men to leave us alone, and for pockets in eve...

actions card

“Actions speak louder than what was I thinking? I’m so sorry.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Insid...

Enemy card

“The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. Can’t have too many enemies.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25...