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send button card

“So much of being an adult is just not clicking the ‘send’ button.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • ...

Too young card

NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “You're too young to be this old. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // •...

Tab Closed Card

"Tab closed! Happy retirement!" DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: white...

selfies card

“Peace on Earth and good selfies to all.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: ...

a lot card

“It’s just a lot.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru cotton • Enve...

punctuation/quotation card

“Dear Punctuation, I want you inside of me. Sincerely, Quotation Marks” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.2...

#congrats card

“I hope this baby doesn’t negatively affect your Instagram content. #congrats” DETAILS // • Size: 5....

botox card

“I’m ‘maybe people who get botox aren’t such jerks after all’ years old.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4...

brb card

“‘BRB.’ – Jesus” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: white cotton • Envel...

belated card

“Belated is the new black. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank • ...

great job (mother) card

“You did a great job not raising assholes. Happy Mother’s Day.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Insi...

Alexa card

“Alexa, overthrow the government.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: Blank •...