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hangover card

“Are you sure it’s not just a hangover? Get well soon.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Messa...

trump douchebag card

“Trump is a douche bag. Happy anniversary!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message...

bathroom door card

“80% of parenting is yelling through a closed bathroom door.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside...

saying/never mind card

“We go together like "what was I saying?" and "never mind."” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside ...

minutes card

“Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something.” DETAILS // •...

trump shit card

“Trump is a piece of shit. Happy birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message...

my age card

“I still don’t understand how people my age have children. I am children. Congratulations.” DETAILS ...

melatonin card

“Valentine's Day Idea: We both take two melatonin and get eight hours of sleep.” DETAILS // • Size: ...

marriage advice card

“Marriage advice—pick up that thing on the floor you keep waiting for someone else to pick up.” DETA...

thrones level card

“I’m willing to do some ‘Game of Thrones’ level shit for you. Love you.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4....

ADHD/furniture card

“We go together like undiagnosed ADHD and rearranging furniture at 2am.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4....

grocery store card

“Happy Birthday! The grocery store plays your favorite music now.” •  4.25 x 5.5 letterpre...