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carbs card

“Whatever you’re going throughright now, carbs are the answer.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Insi...

trump motherfucker card

“Trump is an evil mother fucker. Have a nice day!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside ...

metabolism card

“It’s all fun and games until your metabolism slows down. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x ...

phone holiday card

“’Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was on their phone.” DETAILS /...

instagram scrolling card

“Daily Activity Level: 60 minutes of aerobic Instagram scrolling.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • I...

podcast/follow-through card

“We go together like podcast advice and zero follow-through.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside...

fast walker card

“Half of all marriages end because one person walks too fast.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Insid...

Thriving card

“You’re thriving. Just like that mole you keep checking on. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 ...

don't cry card

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because you never have to see his Mother again.” DETAILS // • Si...

bodily autonomy card

“All I want for Christmas is bodily autonomy.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank...

Cake it card

“Cake it till you make it. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank • ...

somewhere card

“You were always there. In the house. Somewhere. Happy Father’s Day.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 ...