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birding card

“Happy birthday! Is this the year you take up birding?” •  4.25 x 5.5 letterpress card • &...

yoga card

“The yoga pose I’m best at is downward facing spiral.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Messag...

quite rude card

“People continue to be younger than me and I continue to find it quite rude. Happy Birthday.” DETAIL...

channing tatum card

“Little Known Fact: Literally every spelling of Hannukah is correct. Channukah? Hannhooka? Chewbacca...

no gifts card

“Happy Birthday! Congrats on reaching the age that you no longer want gifts.” •  4.25 x 5.5&nbs...

Ryan Reynolds card

“Please remember. Christmas is not about buying expensive gifts. It's about going home to your small...

guidance card

“You gave me guidance. And just enough trauma to be funny. Happy Father’s Day.” DETAILS // • Size: 5...

Protest card

“I hate when I forget to move the laundry from the washing machine to the dryer because I have to go...

so tired card

“Can I get canceled? I’m so tired.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: e...

knees card

“You’re young at heart. But your knees are mostly decorative now. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size...

dance card

“‘Just because you can’t dance, doesn't mean you shouldn’t dance.’ – Alcohol” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5...

Fascism card

“Say what you will about fascism but I’ve totally forgotten about seasonal depression.” DETAILS // •...