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girls/boss card

“Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you, I need you to work overtim...

spilled tea pride napkins

“This napkin is for spilled tea.” DETAILS // • Size: 5 x 5 • Quantity: box of 24 • Material: multi-c...

christmas definition card

“Christmas (noun) The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat can...

gemini card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of changing your mind, judging a book by its cover, and alwa...

Leo Pencil Set // July 23 – August 22

The Leo Pencil Set from Sapling Press celebrates the bold energy of the Leo zodiac, covering the per...

pyramid schemes/boss babe card

“We go together like pyramid schemes and "boss babes."” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Messa...

So Much card

NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “So much for dying young. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4...

ok card

“Canceling plans is ok. Staying home to cook is ok. Disappearing for a bit to get your life together...

outrage card

“The best part of getting older is the over abundance of things to be outraged by.” DETAILS // • Siz...

trump idiot card

“Trump is a fucking idiot. Thank you!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: Bla...

ho ho home card

“There is no place like ho ho home. Merry Christmas!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message...

come back card

“Absence makes the heart grow fuck that. I miss you. Come back.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Ins...