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left them key tag

“Right where you left them.” DETAILS // • Size: 3.5 x 1 • Material: 1/8" cherry wood • Printing: las...

noah/unicorns card

“Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, The Unicorns” DET...

My Therapist card

“My therapist says Merry Christmas.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ...

apocalypse card

“Is this the apocalypse? I feel like it might be.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: b...

young and dumb card

“Oh, to be young and dumb again. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: bl...

sex day card

“Happy Sex Day!” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru cotton • Envelo...

noodles tea towel

“Vegetables disguised as noodles hurt my goddamn feelings.” DETAILS // • Size: 28 x 28 • Material: w...

No words card

“There are no words. But here’s one. Fuck.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • ...

libra card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of doing the least, pretending everything is fine, and charm...

call me card

“If you ever need someone to talk to, I just want you to know that you can call me. I won’t answer, ...

early dinner card

“Happy Birthday! Personally, I see nothing wrong with eating dinner at 4PM.” •  4.25 x 5.5&nbsp...

Early Bedtimes Anniversary Card

“From early hookups to early bedtimes. I love you. Happy anniversary.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25...