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trump prick card

“Trump is a racist prick. Mazel Tov!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: Blan...

serums card

“Happy Birthday! Your serums are working, you fresh faced queen.” •  4.25 x 5.5 letterpres...

Books Coin Pouch

“You have books at home” DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: white vinyl • Feature: silver ball cha...

life expectancy card

“Wishing you the life expectancy of a GOP congressperson. Happy Birthday.” •  4.25 x 5.5 l...

give fucks card

“I don’t often give fucks, but when I do, it’s on your birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • In...

without me card

“You can’t have your cake and eat it without me. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • In...

Hush Coin Pouch

“Hush Money” DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: black vinyl • Feature: silver ball chain • Pr...

taurus card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of ‘little treats,’ resisting change, and making even sweatp...

Insufficient Funds Coin Pouch

“Insufficient Funds” DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: black vinyl • Feature: silver ball chain •...

all purpose card

“Happy New Year / Happy MLK Jr. Day / I Love You / Happy Groundhog Day / Happy Valentine's Day / Con...

bucket list card

“My bucket list is pretty short, but my fuck it list keeps growing.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 •...

Libra Pencil Set // Sept. 23 – Oct. 22

The Libra Pencil Set, released for the period September 23 – October 22, offers a reliable writing t...