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TS Concert Coin Pouch

“Taylor Swift Concert Money” DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: pink vinyl • Feature: silver ...

Cash Tip Card

"Cash tip! Happy birthday!" DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: white cot...

trump bitch card

“Trump is a lying ass bitch. Happy birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Messa...

smart/pretty card

“Happy Birthday! From both of us. The smart one and the pretty one.” •  4.25 x 5.5 letterp...

trump jackass card

“Trump is a jackass. Merry Christmas!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: bla...

ten minutes key tag

“Ten minutes late is my brand.” DETAILS // • Size: 3.5 x 1 • Material: 1/8" cherry wood • Printing: ...

father of the year key tag

“Father of the goddamn year.” DETAILS // • Size: 3.5 x 1 • Material: 1/8" cherry wood • Printing: la...

Pedro/daddy card

“We go together like Pedro Pascal and daddy issues.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message:...

perimenopause card

“Happy Birthday! I hear perimenopause is very trendy right now.” •  4.25 x 5.5 letterpress...

I can't tell card

“Personally, I can't tell you've had any work done. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 •...

hangover card

“Are you sure it’s not just a hangover? Get well soon.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Messa...

trump douchebag card

“Trump is a douche bag. Happy anniversary!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message...