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sonofabitch card

“Like Father, like SONOFABITCH—you’re a great Dad. Happy Father’s Day!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5....

lucky card

“You’re lucky to have me.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: white cott...

capricorn card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of judging everyone’s life choices, always being right, and ...

hot girl summer card

“Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for the fall of society.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside...

glass card

“I’m on my ‘cut my own bangs’ glass of wine.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank ...

other children card

“Happy Mother’s Day. I forgive you for having other children.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Insid...

chicken fingers card

“You weren’t created to be liked by everybody. You are not chicken fingers.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 ...

worst part card

“The worst part about having a birthday is all the people that want to talk to you.” DETAILS // • Si...

tomorrow card

“It’s already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow??? Fuck this.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside ...

kidney stone card

“This too shall pass. Like a kidney stone, but still.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Messag...

trump mediocre card

“Trump is a mediocre white man. Happy birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Me...

food group card

“There should be a food group called ‘fuck it.’” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: bla...