Card

bad day card

“It’s a bad day, not a bad life. However, let’s not rule out the week.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.2...

emotional baggage card

“Everyone has emotional baggage. Just find someone willing to sit on yours so you can zip it up all ...

hard candies card

“Happy Birthday! Is this the year hard candies appear in your pocket?” •  4.25 x 5.5 lette...

long enough card

“Okay, that’s long enough. Miss you” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ...

Big One card

NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “It's the big one! Happy Birthday!" DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5...

stop singing card

“We really have to stop singing happy birthday to people. We sound like shit. Happy Birthday.” DETAI...

virgo card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of spotting the emergency exits, scheduling your nervous bre...

not talking card

“Life is about finding people that share the same amount of not talking that you’re into.” DETAILS /...

Hate this card

“I hate this for you. I hate this with you.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank •...

jewish friend card

“Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish friend.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Pa...

Parking situation card

“You're not old. You just need to know the parking situation. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4....

new address card

“Next year, the text I send asking for your new address IS my holiday card. Happy Holidays.” DETAILS...