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My Therapist card

“My therapist says Merry Christmas.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ...

apocalypse card

“Is this the apocalypse? I feel like it might be.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: b...

young and dumb card

“Oh, to be young and dumb again. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: bl...

sex day card

“Happy Sex Day!” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru cotton • Envelo...

No words card

“There are no words. But here’s one. Fuck.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • ...

libra card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of doing the least, pretending everything is fine, and charm...

call me card

“If you ever need someone to talk to, I just want you to know that you can call me. I won’t answer, ...

early dinner card

“Happy Birthday! Personally, I see nothing wrong with eating dinner at 4PM.” •  4.25 x 5.5&nbsp...

Early Bedtimes Anniversary Card

“From early hookups to early bedtimes. I love you. Happy anniversary.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25...

trump prick card

“Trump is a racist prick. Mazel Tov!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: Blan...

serums card

“Happy Birthday! Your serums are working, you fresh faced queen.” •  4.25 x 5.5 letterpres...

life expectancy card

“Wishing you the life expectancy of a GOP congressperson. Happy Birthday.” •  4.25 x 5.5 l...