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give fucks card

“I don’t often give fucks, but when I do, it’s on your birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • In...

without me card

“You can’t have your cake and eat it without me. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • In...

taurus card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of ‘little treats,’ resisting change, and making even sweatp...

all purpose card

“Happy New Year / Happy MLK Jr. Day / I Love You / Happy Groundhog Day / Happy Valentine's Day / Con...

bucket list card

“My bucket list is pretty short, but my fuck it list keeps growing.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 •...

Cash Tip Card

"Cash tip! Happy birthday!" DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: white cot...

trump bitch card

“Trump is a lying ass bitch. Happy birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Messa...

smart/pretty card

“Happy Birthday! From both of us. The smart one and the pretty one.” •  4.25 x 5.5 letterp...

trump jackass card

“Trump is a jackass. Merry Christmas!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: bla...

Pedro/daddy card

“We go together like Pedro Pascal and daddy issues.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message:...

perimenopause card

“Happy Birthday! I hear perimenopause is very trendy right now.” •  4.25 x 5.5 letterpress...

I can't tell card

“Personally, I can't tell you've had any work done. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 •...