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bathroom door card

“80% of parenting is yelling through a closed bathroom door.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside...

saying/never mind card

“We go together like "what was I saying?" and "never mind."” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside ...

Gemini Pencil Set // May 21 – June 20

The Gemini Pencil Set from Sapling Press captures the spirit of late spring with a multicolored coll...

minutes card

“Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something.” DETAILS // •...

trump shit card

“Trump is a piece of shit. Happy birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message...

my age card

“I still don’t understand how people my age have children. I am children. Congratulations.” DETAILS ...

melatonin card

“Valentine's Day Idea: We both take two melatonin and get eight hours of sleep.” DETAILS // • Size: ...

marriage advice card

“Marriage advice—pick up that thing on the floor you keep waiting for someone else to pick up.” DETA...

he sees you napkins

“He sees you when you're drinking.” DETAILS // • Size: 5 x 5 • Quantity: box of 20 • Material: red 3...

Kiss The Cook Pencil Set

The Kiss The Cook Pencil Set from Sapling Press offers a handy collection of standard #2 pencils, pe...

thrones level card

“I’m willing to do some ‘Game of Thrones’ level shit for you. Love you.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4....

ADHD/furniture card

“We go together like undiagnosed ADHD and rearranging furniture at 2am.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4....