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grocery store card

“Happy Birthday! The grocery store plays your favorite music now.” •  4.25 x 5.5 letterpre...

Look at us card

NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “Look at us! Who would've thought? (me). Happy Anniversary!” DE...

Clearance Sales card

“I imagine the best part about reaching the end times will be all the clearance sales.” DETAILS // •...

Strength card

“You've reached a level of strength I find suspicious.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Messa...

the club card

“Walk into the club like whoops this isn’t the pie store my mistake goodbye.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5...

quick question card

“Hey, quick question. Are you fucking kidding me?’ – Everyone, everywhere, all of the time” DETAILS ...

trump dumbass card

“Trump is a dumbass. Happy holidays!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blan...

next week card

“I just gotta get through this week and then next week hopefully I’ll die.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x...

toddler card

“Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.x 4.25 ...

mary/joseph holiday card

“Dear Mary, Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand. Sincerely, Jos...

get well soon card

“Get well soon. You’ve got shit to do.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Pape...

Unfamiliar pillows card

“You're not old. You just don't trust unfamiliar pillows. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x...